Doodle Devotee Pillows

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Cartoonists' Club

"The museum has paid 798,957 -Euro for this masterpiece. It's called 'doodle from a guy who can't draw'."

'No hunting, no gathering, just doodling all day. There's no future in that!'

'Jeffrey, you're going off-topic again.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

Man on stretcher can't help but draw stick along railings as they pass by

"That's his personal doodle trainer."

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

Cartoonists.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

How to Draw an Eraser.

'As a matter of fact, I was just thinking about you when you phoned...'

£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!

"This would have been good except for the Brontosaurus photobomb."

"Miss Gordon's morning classes, and of course, Miss Gordon's afternoon classes."

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Caveman Artist

'I can't talk any more, Dear. I've run out of space to doodle.'

Ugh, I can't even draw a stick figure.

"Labradoodle"

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."