Donkey Lovers Mugs

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Horror movies

"Man's best friends."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Foster failure

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Unemotional Support Animal

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Collies Without Borders

Dolphin friendly tuna

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Not here - home!'