Donkey Lovers Mugs

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"! (Published originally on April 4, 2011.)

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cow Pinatas

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"Man's best friends."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Foster failure

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Oh, crap.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Collies Without Borders

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Snoopy with Laptop

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Home Sweet Home

Unemotional Support Animal

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'Not here - home!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."