Donation Dynamo Prints

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

Honey badger do care.

Professional fund raisers giving nothing to non-rpofits.

'We're looking for a candidate with a lot of experience - in fund raising.'

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

Flower Seller

Romance

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Engineer on the move.

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Jeremy Corbyn

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"