Donation Champions Mugs

Please Please Please No More Robbie Williams CDs.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Save me versus Feed me.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."