Dominoes Lover Mugs

The Fall of the Skyscrapers.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I don't like the look of this."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

You're the olive in my martini

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Dino Snack

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The Best Laid Plans

Rodeos

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Free love

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"