Domestic Scene Appreciators Prints

A Misdelivered Letter

"You're welcome."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Cat being licked by plant.

"The groceries are in the car."

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Water is included with rent.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

American Flag

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

PsIkeatrist.

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"What's the matter, forgot where you parked your butt?"

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

When bargain hunters crack.

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'I love what you've done with the place.'