Domestic Problem Solver T-Shirts

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

"Sink's clogged again?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again.'

"I don't think my wife liked her birthday present."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Can do...No can do

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Innovative

Fittd shēt

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Thinking outside of the box

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'