Domestic Life Adventurer Prints

"George, put the cat out"

"It helps."

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

Captain steering house through flood.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

G.P.S. For the Home

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."