Domestic Fur Combatant Pillows

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Kensington Fluffies

Why Poodles Become Killers

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

It bag and no knickers!

710

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Hourglass earth - time running out

Fish Food

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Cat boxer

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

Fur'niture

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Asthma cats

"No! Don't even think about it!"

Double Threat (black and white cat)