Domestic Creative Prints

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Hello?"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Husband washes the dishes

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

Wallpapering.