Domestic Circus Artist Pillows

'Tripped over the cat.'

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Face Painting

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Wife

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Send in the Clones.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The circus diver.

The Path

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"