Domestic Circus Artist Pillows

'Tripped over the cat.'

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"What's your occupation?"

When clowns are hunting.

'Send in the Clones.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown Wife

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

The Path

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"