Dollar Dreamers Mugs

"Wow, I'd always assumed it was just a figure of speech!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

US dollar rising and falling.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

What is possible/what is probable.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

The church of our lady of wall street.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Dollar

"Goodbye cruel world."

Business plan.

Breaking Through

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Raining dollars in America.

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Low-Rent Stockholders

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.