Doll Making Pillows

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Dollphins

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

God playing with dolls.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'