Dojo Dreamer Prints

Karate School.

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'