Doggy Paddlers Club Prints

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

When bored, we board

Canadian Canoe.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

"He's cute. But he's got human breath."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Joe's Bar - No Pets.

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'I'm not even going to look.'

Poo Bags

"I think I can hear the river!"

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

"Jessica Jo's white, Tucker's black, Tag's white, Pepper's red, Peekay is gray, Junie is gray, Jamie's brown – and, by the way, Jessica Jo is gifted."

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'