Doggy Drinker Prints

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I brought my lunch."

A stronger drink

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Sheepdog

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

My first pro bono case.

What the Babe was really pointing at.

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

-'Fetch!' -'Do me a favour.'

'Pick your own gourmet hot dogs.'

"I trained him myself."

'Say when, sir.'

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

'One footlong please.'

'I got the best present ever at Christmas: A huge ball of string...'

'Spoiled Rotten!'