Doggy Chauffeur Mugs

Pets on holiday.

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

Beg here. Pay here.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

"He's going to have the best of everything."