Doggy Bag Enthusiast Mugs

'If her dog likes the leftovers, we'll get a good review.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Sheepdog

Bag Lady.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Death carries a bag for life

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'