Doggo Delight Pillows

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Work out buddies.

"Oh good! You're up!"

A dog biscuit

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.