Doggo Delight Pillows

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Work out buddies.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

A dog biscuit

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Oh good! You're up!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.