Doggie Door Enthusiasts Pillows

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

I'm sure it's fake.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Dog Bookends

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

I think I just spotted a Dalmatian! Cut it out, Ernie!

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

Dalmartian Landing

The Jackal Lantern

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

"Take you to my leader? He's the sheepdog right behind you."

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"You're home early."

'Gesundheit, gus.'