Doggie Digestion Expert Prints

'You reach an age where shredded homework is a lot easier to digest.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Dog Chow Mein

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

Dog Food Groups

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

Parping dog.

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

"Frankly, I'm pretty satisfied with my diet."

Antacid rain

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Down."

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

'Doctor Fenwick is busy with a patient. May I take a message, please?'

'A case of V/D prescription diet, please!'