Doggie Digestion Expert Prints

'You reach an age where shredded homework is a lot easier to digest.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Dog Chow Mein

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

Dog Food Groups

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Parping dog.

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

Antacid rain

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

'Doctor Fenwick is busy with a patient. May I take a message, please?'

"Frankly, I'm pretty satisfied with my diet."

"Down."

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."