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"It didn't work out. I'm a cat videos person and he's a dog videos person."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"She's all over YouTube."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rogue elephant

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

He says he can't breathe.

'Peekaboo!'