Dog Socialization Prints

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"My muzzle helps me play with friends without my teeth spoiling the fun."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Party Animals.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'