Dog's Best Pal T-Shirts

"If you just keep heading straight that way, you'll find everything you're looking for: love, joy, kibble, forgiveness."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Canine Scentipede

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Inflatable Duck Boat

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Dog with toilet IV

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Dog Igloo.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Click it or ticket.'

Jumping Dogs