Dog's Best Friend Prints

"The only reason I come here is because they won't let me lay on the couch at home."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'Life's too short not to take time to stop and smell the hydrants.'

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

'DOCTOR! Are you listening to me?'

Man and Dog out for a walk, sharing music.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'We could use someone with your independence.'

'So let's see, if the groundhog stays out we'll have an early spring.'

Dog on leash waiting outside an outhouse. (His owner is inside)

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Why is it that when anyone knocks the door, the dog thinks it's for him?"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

Watchdog

Prime Meats.

'You wish, Timmy.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Oh great, he's wagging his tail... I can't do this.'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Did you mow the lawn and feed the dog?"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"When is he going to throw that stick?"

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."