'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'
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'That was fun!'
Dog Walking Services
"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."
"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."
Love a Mutt
"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'
Cat and dog at a will reading.
"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."
MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'
'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'
Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.
"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"
Dogs life
"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."
"Have you tried barking at the moon?"
Epic Battles
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'
"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."
"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).
"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"
Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'
"It makes me want to pee."
"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."
I like you and I like your company!
Halo Frisbee.
"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."
NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.
"I really look forward to this evening's walk."
Santa Dog
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