Dog Owner Friends T-Shirts

Out of the rain

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

'It appears to be a bow-wow pow-wow.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Super Dog'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Collies Without Borders

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'They're dog roses!'

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

PET THEORIES

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Feline Evolution.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'