Dog Obedience Trainer Mugs

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

Dog yoga

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."