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Shoe me the latest news on artificial intelligence. Loading … "For the Love of Benji." What? No. I didn't ask for some dog movie. Cancel. Canceling. Show me news about artificial intelligence. Loading … "Benji's Very Own Christmas Story." No! I want to hear what's going on with A.I.! Loading: "Lassie's Great Adventure."
"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.
'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'
'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'
What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !
'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'
Oscars 2024
Lord of the Rings IV.
"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."
True Story Movie
"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."
Self-Employment
'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'
Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)
Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom
Too many cooks also spoil the movie.
'Vacuums!'
"Hear me out. Batman - again."
I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc
'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'
"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"
The Pride of Frankenstein
Four Star Meal
'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'
"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"
-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'
"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."
Film Critic
'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'
'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'
Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet
Dennis Hopper
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