Dog Mask Collector Mugs

Postman is wearing a dog mask.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Lend me your ears

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Batman - Face ID

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Masquerade

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

A Masked Ball

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Cat Mask

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"I hate when this happens."

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

Salmon with a gas mask.