Dog Loving Prints

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

Good luck. You forgot your parachute.

NO DOG GOLF

Canine.

"Sorry folks. We'll be airborne as soon as we finish de-icing."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'He's always on heightened alert.'

Dog.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"My dog is smarter than your honor roll kid."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Well, I didn't eat Young Master's homework per se, but I have to shamefully admit I did chew on his woodworking project..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."