Dog Lovers With A Flair For Luxury Prints

Dog Jogger

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Pampered?"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

Boat Race and Dog

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

It's good to be the king.