Dog Lover With Culinary Interests T-Shirts

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

Frankfurters on a Bus

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Leave the bowl."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"Well-done coming right up."

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."