Dog Lover With A Philosophical Side Pillows

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Gym Dog

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Litteratti K9s.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Beware of SUV.'

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'The homework ate my dog.'