Dog Lover With A Nose For Notes Mugs

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

When pedants take a break.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

K9 Litterati.

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

Bad Dog

Trumpet

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Vocal Masterclass

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"I spend most days fretting."

French Horn Microphones

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

"You're a little too niche."

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'