Dog Lover With A Flair For Finance Mugs

'...anything else, sir?'

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

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"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

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'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

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'Cats are very independent.'