Dog Lover In Chaos Prints

Cloak Rooms

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Sun. Rain.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Dog Day Afternoon

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

"Get your phone."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'