Dog Lover Debates Mugs

Obedience School

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Playing Fetch.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Changing Minds

Our Two Parties, Explained

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Armageddon

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Roe v. Wade

Lord George brings news of the debate

Unanimous voting.