Dog Lover Debates Mugs

Obedience School

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Playing Fetch.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

The economy.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Changing Minds

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"She's a miniature."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Roe v. Wade

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray