Dog Interview Fan Prints

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Another slander suit!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"Actually he's not begging."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"If this tree is so great, why doesn't he pee on it."