Dog Gift Giver Mugs

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

celebrating a birth.

Say it with flowers

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Gift"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I hate it..."

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I'm huggable!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."