Dog Dreamers Mugs

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'When I'm a pensioner, I'll roll in mud, urinate against trees and eat you folks...'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"I don't intend to be a drover's dog all my life."

"Oh look. He must be chasing again."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Labrador for sale

A day in the life of a dog.

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'