Dog Dining Expert Mugs

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog Chow Mein

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog at a restaurant

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

Cooking shows for dogs

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Sure, it's nice when Master gives us a bone, but frankly, I would prefer a juicy steak...

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Well-done coming right up."

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"I'll have what she's having."

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

"How about an upgrade?"

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'