Dog Devotionist T-Shirts

The Dog Botherer.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog yoga

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

Foster failure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

No Soliciting

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."