Dog Devotee With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Canine Companion

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"A little help, please."

Super pets.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'