Dog Detractor Prints

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

I Love You, Man! Dude, that's just the catnip talking.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'I believe in living life to the fullest.'

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

"Someplace with no dogs."

"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

Ancient Torture Device

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

Upset bird as archer misses target and hits its nest

'There's probably no dog.'