Dog-day-aficionados T-Shirts

'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

Playing Fetch.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bad dog."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

Canine Scentipede

"He was a sea rescue."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"She's a miniature."

'Not here - home!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Stormy weather

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook