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'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

Playing Fetch.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bad dog."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Canine Scentipede

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Snoopy with Laptop

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"She's a miniature."

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Stormy weather

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Chasebook

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'