Dog Comedy Lover Prints

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog in love

Pet Entertainers

Dog on a Shelf.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Training.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Bruno, sit."

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"Gesundheit!"

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'