Dog Comedy Lover Prints

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Pet Entertainers

Dog on a Shelf.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Dog Training.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"He ran out of pee."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Bruno, sit."

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Jerry Springer Spaniel