Dog Calendar Enthusiast Prints

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

School closings of the future

"It's my New Year!"

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

March madness