Dog Biscuit Gourmet Prints

Man's wife feeding him dog biscuits to improve his hair

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Building a gingerbread house

Dog Chow Mein

Doggy Bites

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

The Price or the Biscuits?

Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

Live Inside Your Head.

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

". . .What's this world coming to?"

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

'The cat is finicky and he likes this flavor.'

"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"