Dog Adoption Hero Mugs

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Pick me!"

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

'I found him on the internet.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"It makes me want to pee."

"You're adopted."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He was a rescue."

Litter.

Dog Teenagers

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Why dogs hate CPR.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

'I smell anal glands!'

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Take a puppy, leave a puppy

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."

'He started to ask questions about his biological parents.'

"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"